Twitter update
Apr. 27th, 2010 01:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candygramme@UNpossiblyJA and @EltaDanneel are planning their wedding ceremony. Alas, it cannot be a real wedding because @EltaDanneel and @kanester01 accidentally got married in an Elvis chapel in Vegas, although neither of them can remember it. @UnpossiblyJA intends to send his family gift vouchers to Walmart rather than wedding invitations as it will be cheaper, however @iAmMishMish intends to attend the ceremony wearing a Losers T-shirt and his banana hammock in order to do some throat singing. @GennyCortese will be there too, wearing very little, as the pair of them are now called Genevisha and demand to be worshipped.
@The_Gossip_Boy called @GennyCortese a lisping beard, and @EltaDanneel a plastic bitch, which pleased neither of them. They are now plotting revenge. @TXCandyMan is ambivalent about his marriage. Some days it's on, some days it isn't, and he'd rather be with @UNpossiblyJA, who needs a paper bag to prevent himself from hyperventilating because he's trying to plan the wedding menu. Apparently this will consist mainly of moose, since @EltaDanneel shot one and doesn't have room in the freezer for all of it. Dessert will be chocolate Mousse.
@sugarysandy, @kanester01 and @EltaDanneel now live in a trailer because @bodylard4jandj trashed Kane's boat during a turkey-time. The have inherited Sadie and Harley, occasionally @icarusackles, a goldfish and an armadillo called Anthony who hates wearing accessories. @sugarysandy is learning to be a trailer park girl very fast indeed.
@Marksha_P and @bodylard4jandj have begun to design a wardrobe of high fashion garments made only of meat. @kanester01 and @chmmurray have invested in the company. They are forecasting great things for the collection.
@EltaDanneel has a stalker, @Dona301, who wants to skin her and wear her like a coat, but she believes @EltaDanneel now lives in Yemen. @sugarysandy finds the best way to quell her fears is to hit @kanseter01's Jack Daniels. @GennyCortese isn't happy that she doesn't have a stalker. It is believed that @Marksha_P may stalk her for a small reimbursement.
@EugeneGraul is annoying pretty much everyone, and @tomswelling has employed Mossad to keep himself and @Morosenbaum07 safe. @fandom_military is doing its best to guard everyone, but can only do so much. @GennyCortese keeps on threatening the Kane Mane, but at this point I am no longer sure why.
@kanester01 is loading his family (including the goldfish) into his truck to go to Oklahoma to visit his mom, and they are taking with them some of the most dreadful Elvis art ever, because that's what momma likes.
@DeadDaddyJeff had a birthday. We think he maybe drank too much, and it would appear that he can impregnate women purely by touching them.
Confused? You won't be...
@The_Gossip_Boy called @GennyCortese a lisping beard, and @EltaDanneel a plastic bitch, which pleased neither of them. They are now plotting revenge. @TXCandyMan is ambivalent about his marriage. Some days it's on, some days it isn't, and he'd rather be with @UNpossiblyJA, who needs a paper bag to prevent himself from hyperventilating because he's trying to plan the wedding menu. Apparently this will consist mainly of moose, since @EltaDanneel shot one and doesn't have room in the freezer for all of it. Dessert will be chocolate Mousse.
@sugarysandy, @kanester01 and @EltaDanneel now live in a trailer because @bodylard4jandj trashed Kane's boat during a turkey-time. The have inherited Sadie and Harley, occasionally @icarusackles, a goldfish and an armadillo called Anthony who hates wearing accessories. @sugarysandy is learning to be a trailer park girl very fast indeed.
@Marksha_P and @bodylard4jandj have begun to design a wardrobe of high fashion garments made only of meat. @kanester01 and @chmmurray have invested in the company. They are forecasting great things for the collection.
@EltaDanneel has a stalker, @Dona301, who wants to skin her and wear her like a coat, but she believes @EltaDanneel now lives in Yemen. @sugarysandy finds the best way to quell her fears is to hit @kanseter01's Jack Daniels. @GennyCortese isn't happy that she doesn't have a stalker. It is believed that @Marksha_P may stalk her for a small reimbursement.
@EugeneGraul is annoying pretty much everyone, and @tomswelling has employed Mossad to keep himself and @Morosenbaum07 safe. @fandom_military is doing its best to guard everyone, but can only do so much. @GennyCortese keeps on threatening the Kane Mane, but at this point I am no longer sure why.
@kanester01 is loading his family (including the goldfish) into his truck to go to Oklahoma to visit his mom, and they are taking with them some of the most dreadful Elvis art ever, because that's what momma likes.
@DeadDaddyJeff had a birthday. We think he maybe drank too much, and it would appear that he can impregnate women purely by touching them.
Confused? You won't be...
