Where are you?

This story was written for the spn_j2_bigbang on livejournal.

We have no recollection of what we intended to write when we began this story, but I’m sure it wasn’t this. Still, we think it came out fine, given that we know nothing about Interpol, or industrial espionage, and don’t personaly know any assassins or jewel thieves.

To our amazing beta, framedhim who put so much work into this fic and who knows grammar like whoa, seriously, you rock. So hard. You flagged up so many glaring errors, and we will be forever grateful that you put up with the process so graciously. So much love to you!

And then, of course, there’s our wonderful artist, thruterryseyes, who picked us when we’d given up even hoping, and who did us proud with so much stunning art that we are still dazed. Please, go look at her journal. I’m not kidding! You will find it HERE.

And last but not least, Wendy. Year after year she has endured the headaches and frustrations of putting up with us flaky authors, and hasn’t run away screaming yet. (Not that we think you’re old, Wendy, just seasoned!) Thank you so much for being a most wonderful organizer, and providing us with so much wonderful long fic every year. Our hats are off to you.


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Title: 500 Light Years From Home
Pairings: Jared/Jensen, Chris/Steve, Chad/Sandy
Rating: NC-17
Author: candygramme
Artist: insane_songbird
Beta: marys_scribbles
Warnings: I'm warning for technobabble, death of a vile megalomaniacal spy and Chad, not necessarily in that order.
Disclaimer: I don't own these people, and I make no money with this story.
Word count: 25,457
Notes: This was written for the rpf_big_bang; it's crack, true enough, but the plus side is that no dinosaurs were hurt during the writing of this story.

( follow the cut to the links )

Author: candygramme
Slash Jared Padalecki/Christian Kane
NC-17
No beta yet. Sing out if you spot a whoopsie
AN: Written for eviltwin. Hope this meets your expectations, babe.

( Accident )

Authors: disanddat and candygramme

Pairing: Jeff Morgan/Jared Padalecki

Warning: RPS, Kinkfic

Sequel to Consequences and Overexposed although you don't actually have to study them in any great detail to follow this.

Rated: NC-17

Word Count: 9,109

Summary: . "Those fingers of yours, I'll bet they wandered. Alone in the dark... a healthy eager boy like you... I know you jerked off." Jeff brushed a fingertip down the crease between Jared's leg and his balls. "Did you do it baby? Did you reach back there and slip a finger into your ass?"

Comments: We love these two together. We have no other excuse.

Beta: the lovely lorelei633 who is a queen amongst betas.

( Pretty in Pink )

Title: Consequences

Authors: Candygramme and CarlaJane

Rated: nc17 for graphic sex

Beta: Our thanks to ailurophile6 for helping us out with this

Pairing: JDM/JP

Spoilers: none

Warning: Slash, rps, kink

Wordcount: 9,302

Disclaimer: This didn't happen. We have no idea what the personal interactions between these actors are like. This is just fictional fantasy.

( Consequences )

Title: Item: Two Lips, Indifferent Red…
Author: Candygramme
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jsquared
Warning: RPS
Disclaimer: They are beautiful boys, but I’m borrowing them without their knowledge. They belong to their moms. None of this is real. It’s just a story.
Beta: Huge thanks to ailurophile6 for taking me in hand and making my words make some sense.
Summary: The prompt was from cloex_brosluvr, who said:

Jensen puts on lip balm *flavored bonus points*, then Jared wants some so Jensen pushes Jared up against a wall & kisses him, sex happens & the last line to be something about "All this happened because you gave me lip."

So here we have my take on that:

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