There are no words..

[candygramme]

You have been warned, guys! Just stop right there...

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[book-choco-loco.livejournal.com]

O_o

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

LOL! It brings the tears to my eyes just thinking about it.

[book-choco-loco.livejournal.com]

It brings a whole new meaning to the word "screwdriver".

*cries*

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

That is a terrible, terrible pun!

Well done.

[book-choco-loco.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I aim to please.

*twirls*

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

*twirls with you*

Hooray!

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

The mind boggles that they would even *have* to add such a warning in the first place.

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

Ummm... yes.

[magikalrhiannon.livejournal.com]

O...M...G

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

So please try to remember whenever you have a screwdriver in your hands...

[shadecat.livejournal.com]

You know, the fact that it NEEDS to be said, obviously SAYS something...

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It says that some guys aren't rowing with both oars in the water.

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

... o_O Why do they need a diagram to go with the warning?

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

LOL! I guess some guys would just leap to stick it into their penis, and they wanted to make sure that the message reached them first.

[sinkwriter.livejournal.com]

Um... OW?

And also: Why, why, WHY would you try that, dudes?

;D

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

You mean you wouldn't? LOL!

[sinkwriter.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd like to THINK that I wouldn't. *GRIN*

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

Heheh, but now you're thinking about it, aren't you? Wishing...

[sinkwriter.livejournal.com]

Every time I picture it, I wince. LOL.

I know sometimes there's a little bit of pleasure that could be found in pain (heh), but there are limits!

*shudders*

:D

P.S. I happen to have a small set like that, so now everytime I get it out to tighten the screws on my glasses, you know I'm going to be thinking of this post. Thanks for that, Sue! *shakes head, laughing*

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

Heehee! I have a set like that as well. My husband is backing away...

[arabia764.livejournal.com]

Not to be.... WHAT!!!!!

Oh my God, someone must have done it to have the warning on there. Men: They're not like us!!!

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

This is very true. I think it's the penis that does it. It brings the tears to my eyes just thinking about it.

[maddonna001.livejournal.com]

GOTTA ADMIT, THEY DO LOOK LIKE A SOUNDING KIT. LOL

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

Ummm... They have sharp ends. I'd rather go with a shoe horn, frankly...

[jedi-diplomat.livejournal.com]

Now I need to go check my computer screwdriver set and see if says the same thing.... I just... ow!!!

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

Did it? I need to know! Like, right now!

[mini-moue.livejournal.com]

LOL! My brother used to date a doctor, and while she was training, she used to tell us about her experiences in emergency medicine, and how one time they had to deal with a guy who had inserted an ink pen refill to help keep himself "upright" and then couldn't remove it afterwards. We joked about him filling in his hospital paperwork with it, but really... *winces*

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

Well, I've heard about sounding, but there are things that are better left unimagined, and LOL! The pen is mightier than the sword!

[engel82.livejournal.com]

I dont think I will ever stop laughing at that hahaha

*points to icon* apparently it is hahaha

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

Apparently you're right. There are so many things wrong with the idea of sticking a... I can't even say it! Good icon!

[serendip50.livejournal.com]

LMAO. But, and I can't remember the name they are given, there are certain 'devices' that are made to be inserted into a man's penis to give pleasure/pain, used in BDSM. Perhaps the manufacturers of these precision screwdriver's wanted to make sure they realised that these are not those items....lmao. How do they even know about them...the mind boggles....:). xx

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

Heehee. Yes, they're called sounds, and I've even written a story about them - it's a comedy, because how could it not be? Sound and Fury (http://candygramme.livejournal.com/150556.html) But they don't look even slightly like a screwdriver.

Heheh. Self pimp there!

[extremespndiva.livejournal.com]

0_0 OMFG!!! *dies laughing*

[candygramme.livejournal.com]

This will never not be funny. Darwin award, anyone?