Where are you?

Beta: The incomparable spoonlessone
Rated: This part is NC17 for sex and violence
Genre: Slash, J2
Author's Notes: This episode: Then: Trouble in Paradise. Chris is jealous of Jared. Now: Thank heavens for little girls. A reporter goes to interview Jared.
( Part 6 of Hurricane )

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And given that, why do I waste it pressing This Red Spot?

I went to see Kane on Saturday, and OMG, they were on form. It was the best Kane gig I've ever attended. They did a kickass version of Rattlesnake Smile, and they had a smoke machine that had Steve down on his knees striking rock star poses. Lest people forget, I love Steve with a fiery passion. All in all it was the best ten bucks I ever spent. Shout outs to lilithonearth, unperfectwolf and canadiangoddess, without whom it would not have been as much fun.

I got around to putting up the truly beautiful wallpaper that keyweegirlie made for j2hurricane. It's soooo pretty, and there are icons too. I have to start using the icons. I'm going to post part 3 of "Rock Me Like a Hurricane" later today.

The Fakers continue to make me giggle. We now have a Sandy, and she has turned things upside down. The story so far:

@kanester01 bought a boat, and he and Steve were renovating it with the idea of becoming pirates. @UNpossiblyJA discovered that @EltaDanneel and @kanester01 accidentally got married in Vegas while being too drunk to notice. At first he was peeved, but did come to be fine with it as long as @EltaDanneel agrees to pretend to marry him so he can continue his sojourn in assorted closets with @TXCandyMan. @GennyCortese decided that she would take @kanester01 and @EltaDanneel off her hit list, and everyone was set to attend the weekend's Graul gig in Portland.

@sugarysandy appeared on the scene spreading sweetness and light over everyone. @TXCandyMan, being somewhat disturbed by this, wasn't sure it was a good thing, but became rather annoyed when @sugarysandy decided to join @kanester01 and @EltaDanneel and form a menage a trois. Despite her dislike of bloodshed she wanted to learn to shoot so she could destroy items like "A Christmas Cottage" without resorting to Ebay.

@chmmurray isn't sure he's gay, but he's trying things out with @TXCandyMan. Meanwhile, @UNpossiblyJA is babysitting the simple minded @EugeneGraul, who is apparently happy if given blunt scissors and a pile of Maxims to cut out.

@Bodylard4jandj bought a colourful new muumuu in order to beguile Steve into returning to him. Unfortunately they had a turkey time on @kanester01's boat and scuttled it. @kanester01 has had to resort to living in a trailer park while he decides whether or not to buy Japan.

@GennyCortese actually threw herself off the Brooklyn Bridge when she realized that her husband, @TXCandyMan might be flirting with @sugarysandy, but is now fine, and has formed an unholy triumvirate with @iAmMishMish, who believes himself to be a god, and @Marksha_p, who is arranging a meat party with as much meat as can possibly be imagined. They may well end up ruling the world.

Meanwhile, @kanester01, @DeadDaddyJeff, @sugarysandy and @EltaDanneel plan to go to Hawaii and steal the Black Pearl. They are still intending to be pirates, but @bodylard4jandj and Steve are no longer welcome.

I just saw Chris Kane play at Dante's Inferno at Portland. It was Chris's birthday yesterday - he thanked the cast of Leverage for his hangover. Steve is really REALLY hot when he's rocking out, and I was so close to him I could actually see underwear through the rip in his jeans. *happy sigh* canadiangoddess was there, so I did have someone to hang out with. I had such a good time.

And Jensen was there too. He got up on stage and sang with them OMG!

And now I have to sleep, because tomorrow I have to get up at 4:30 to go catch my plane back to Vancouver. Yes, I am quite mad, but oh, man it was worth it.

Tomorrow I will be a couple of hours late for work.

I bought a music vid from the lovely and talented frayen, and I am so glad I did! I asked her for a Dark Sammy vid to the song, "Rattlesnake Smile" by Kane, knowing that she of all people would 'get' it.

And she did. Oh, yes, she did!

Go here to download it, or watch it on line, and then send her love.

I am in awe.